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I'm tired. I don't like being tired when I have plans for the evening. See, it's the Grove Hardware Night of Drinking and Debauchery. That pretty much describes what it is and there's no way I can survive that long if I'm sleepy. And it's at a bar I like too. Boo.

Lesse. Things that happened today...

Broke my Nsync keychain. :(
Smashed my thumbnail with a mallet. Broke the acrylic nail to smithereens. Cursed like a sailor.
Kind of busy but didn't have the numbers to match.
Boss is in Miami. I want to be in Miami.
Cheesesteak for lunch. Mmm...
Arm is horribly sore. Sort of swelling. Ow. Typing hurts.
Bought Father's Day present. Go me!
Must shower/shave/put on dress. [shudders]

I go now.

Edit: Oh yes. I forgot. Words to live by that I actually uttered during work today. "Don't stick shit up your ass without fingers first."

Trust me. It's good advice. And it made sense in the context of the conversation about kinky sex.

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I'm tired. I don't like being tired when I have plans for the evening. See, it's the Grove Hardware Night of Drinking and Debauchery. That pretty much describes what it is and there's no way I can survive that long if I'm sleepy. And it's at a bar I like too. Boo.

Lesse. Things that happened today...

Broke my Nsync keychain. :(
Smashed my thumbnail with a mallet. Broke the acrylic nail to smithereens. Cursed like a sailor.
Kind of busy but didn't have the numbers to match.
Boss is in Miami. I want to be in Miami.
Cheesesteak for lunch. Mmm...
Arm is horribly sore. Sort of swelling. Ow. Typing hurts.
Bought Father's Day present. Go me!
Must shower/shave/put on dress. [shudders]

I go now.

Edit: Oh yes. I forgot. Words to live by that I actually uttered during work today. "Don't stick shit up your ass without fingers first."

Trust me. It's good advice. And it made sense in the context of the conversation about kinky sex.