cracked out fannish opinions...aka. this is your brain on drugs
1. Oh Lance. I approve. Granted he's no Joey, but since he got married and had a kid, I imagine that put a cramp on his gayness no matter how many musicals he does. Naturally you had to move on. And since JC is infatuated with Chris and Justin ... well does Justin even talk to you guys anymore? Besides, he's got Cameron Diaz and well, you're hotter than her, but apparently he likes tits. So go for the Reichen!
2. House is infatuated with Wilson. But sometimes, he really wants to touch Chase in inappropriate ways. Possibly while Wilson is watching. Hm...that's kinda hot. Please tell me someone wrote that!
3. Rodney, oh Rodney. No matter how hard you try, you just aren't as good as John and Ronon at murdering people. I know you're really trying and I applaud you for that, but could you leave the messy killing for the professionals and just make sure they don't get caught? Because I'm really tired of Ronon having to wipe blood off your face and I think he's muttering to himself in another language about you being a child.
4. Benson and Stabler sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... or not. Oh wait, that should be Munch and Finn.
5. Ray, imagining Fraser in a dress and asking you to help him fix his eyeliner makes you gay. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but if you put a man in a dress in your fantasies, he's still a man in a dress. And really, he's still wearing the Mountie hat. Even Vecchio imagined him without the hat when he would fantasize about Fraser in a dress. Of course he did get to see the real thing.
6. No offence to all the SPN fans on my list, but I don't think the actors are that hot. At all. *shrugs*
7. Hugh, I fully support any and all of your fantasies involving Callum in leather pants, smeared eyeliner and nothing else. You, my friend, have a wonderful fantasy life and I wholeheartedly support any and all Callum thoughts you might have. Yes, even that one involving you, Callum, and that sling you have from when you were a lumberjack. Really, you are such a classy motherfucker, man. I love you and your twisted, twisted fantasies.
Now everyone else do it! I want to hear your cracked out fannish opinions even if they differ with my own. But I'm sorry, if you disagree with #1, you're going to make Lance cry.
2. House is infatuated with Wilson. But sometimes, he really wants to touch Chase in inappropriate ways. Possibly while Wilson is watching. Hm...that's kinda hot. Please tell me someone wrote that!
3. Rodney, oh Rodney. No matter how hard you try, you just aren't as good as John and Ronon at murdering people. I know you're really trying and I applaud you for that, but could you leave the messy killing for the professionals and just make sure they don't get caught? Because I'm really tired of Ronon having to wipe blood off your face and I think he's muttering to himself in another language about you being a child.
4. Benson and Stabler sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... or not. Oh wait, that should be Munch and Finn.
5. Ray, imagining Fraser in a dress and asking you to help him fix his eyeliner makes you gay. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but if you put a man in a dress in your fantasies, he's still a man in a dress. And really, he's still wearing the Mountie hat. Even Vecchio imagined him without the hat when he would fantasize about Fraser in a dress. Of course he did get to see the real thing.
6. No offence to all the SPN fans on my list, but I don't think the actors are that hot. At all. *shrugs*
7. Hugh, I fully support any and all of your fantasies involving Callum in leather pants, smeared eyeliner and nothing else. You, my friend, have a wonderful fantasy life and I wholeheartedly support any and all Callum thoughts you might have. Yes, even that one involving you, Callum, and that sling you have from when you were a lumberjack. Really, you are such a classy motherfucker, man. I love you and your twisted, twisted fantasies.
Now everyone else do it! I want to hear your cracked out fannish opinions even if they differ with my own. But I'm sorry, if you disagree with #1, you're going to make Lance cry.