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Me: I didn't sleep that well. I was up about 2:15. Then I had a nightmare and decided to just get up.
Chris: I wondered how you were up to turn off your alarm clock before it went off. What was your nightmare about?
Me: Coffee.
Chris: Coffee? You had a nightmare about coffee?
Me: It was scary! There was none!
Chris: We can get coffee on the way to work. I have nightmares about you dying or me costing us lots of money. You have nightmares about coffee.
Me: You don't understand. It was nightmare-inducing!
[pouts]
Yes, I am an addict. But it was a scary dream! I was all anxious and scared when I woke up. [pets coffee] I love you, coffee.
Chris: I wondered how you were up to turn off your alarm clock before it went off. What was your nightmare about?
Me: Coffee.
Chris: Coffee? You had a nightmare about coffee?
Me: It was scary! There was none!
Chris: We can get coffee on the way to work. I have nightmares about you dying or me costing us lots of money. You have nightmares about coffee.
Me: You don't understand. It was nightmare-inducing!
[pouts]
Yes, I am an addict. But it was a scary dream! I was all anxious and scared when I woke up. [pets coffee] I love you, coffee.