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Dec. 10th, 2001 11:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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We have a mouse in our kitchen. I call him George. Well, I had no problem with George until tonight when George decided to get brave and run across my FOOT while I was making my dinner. I don't like George anymore. I tried to sic Iya on George but Iya wasn't interested. I suspect it has something to do with her Hanukkah present last night. Mom got her a remote controlled rat. And my father's been chasing her with it since last night.
Also, the guest didn't show up on the Daily Show, so they're doing the interview anyway. One of the other anchors is pretending to be the Rev. Al Sharpton and Jon Stewart is interviewing him. A-mu-sing!
I'm afraid to go get something to drink because of George. I don't like being afraid of George. He's just a mouse that lives in our kitchen and eats Iya's food. Oh, hey. That should be a way to get her to go after him. He's eating her food. She gets pissy when Dad eats her food. A mouse should be plenty of incentive for her. Plus, I'm afraid that George will go and whisper to the guinea pigs about escaping and telling them they don't need to spend their lives in a cage. It's possible that George is some sort of revolutionary mouse. Kitten and Antigone are highly suggestible. They'll listen to anyone as long as they're being paid attention to. I don't want to lose them to George and his mouse revolution! Viva la rodent!
Also, the guest didn't show up on the Daily Show, so they're doing the interview anyway. One of the other anchors is pretending to be the Rev. Al Sharpton and Jon Stewart is interviewing him. A-mu-sing!
I'm afraid to go get something to drink because of George. I don't like being afraid of George. He's just a mouse that lives in our kitchen and eats Iya's food. Oh, hey. That should be a way to get her to go after him. He's eating her food. She gets pissy when Dad eats her food. A mouse should be plenty of incentive for her. Plus, I'm afraid that George will go and whisper to the guinea pigs about escaping and telling them they don't need to spend their lives in a cage. It's possible that George is some sort of revolutionary mouse. Kitten and Antigone are highly suggestible. They'll listen to anyone as long as they're being paid attention to. I don't want to lose them to George and his mouse revolution! Viva la rodent!