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stab my head please...
Oct. 8th, 2001 12:10 amkaren and i decided we wanted to go out and get hot chocolate. i go to her house to pick her up and chris calls before we leave and he's all i'm three minutes from the diner, meet you there. we're like rock on and take off for the diner. he gets there and suggests going to see a movie, Serendipity to be exact. because it's John Cusack and Kate Beckensale. so we say yes and karen calls kevin and we meet him there.
so first off, we make it for one last preview...and what is it?
ON THE LINE!
and i proceed to get made fun of greatly. best part though...when Joey does that little bit where he sprays the Binaca stuff in his pants and makes that horrible face, karen leans over and loudly whispers to Kevin "that's the one rachel likes". *shakes head* the preview ends and there is silence and i just sigh and say "yes i'm going to see it. shut up." or something to that effect.
movie starts.
um. yes. i want to strangle this movie. seriously. maybe i'm not made for romantic comedies or what but this was TERRIBLE! there was no character development and every single plot twist was so damn predictable it HURT. i mean physically hurt because i was beating my HEAD! and i love John Cusack and think he can do no wrong, but this piece of crap was John Cusack doing wrong. John Corbett needed to be shot. Molly Shannon needed to be strangled to death. Kate Beckensale's hot. I'll give her that. i just feel so...dirty for seeing that movie and paying money to see it. i made Chris put on loud angry music so we could both feel better afterwards. Tool helped. he's going to go shoot pool with kevin and drink beer. he needed to see titties but i didn't oblige him of that. as Chris said when the movie was over "I need to go find my balls now." it was like being neutered.
one plus: John Cusack's character, wittly named Jon, and Jeremy Piven's character, Dean, were so slashy it almost hurt. so there was that redeeming point. and the whole On the Line preview. i'm just happy i didn't scream. when i realized what it was, you know when the music started to play, i just got really still until karen started to laugh...
so first off, we make it for one last preview...and what is it?
ON THE LINE!
and i proceed to get made fun of greatly. best part though...when Joey does that little bit where he sprays the Binaca stuff in his pants and makes that horrible face, karen leans over and loudly whispers to Kevin "that's the one rachel likes". *shakes head* the preview ends and there is silence and i just sigh and say "yes i'm going to see it. shut up." or something to that effect.
movie starts.
um. yes. i want to strangle this movie. seriously. maybe i'm not made for romantic comedies or what but this was TERRIBLE! there was no character development and every single plot twist was so damn predictable it HURT. i mean physically hurt because i was beating my HEAD! and i love John Cusack and think he can do no wrong, but this piece of crap was John Cusack doing wrong. John Corbett needed to be shot. Molly Shannon needed to be strangled to death. Kate Beckensale's hot. I'll give her that. i just feel so...dirty for seeing that movie and paying money to see it. i made Chris put on loud angry music so we could both feel better afterwards. Tool helped. he's going to go shoot pool with kevin and drink beer. he needed to see titties but i didn't oblige him of that. as Chris said when the movie was over "I need to go find my balls now." it was like being neutered.
one plus: John Cusack's character, wittly named Jon, and Jeremy Piven's character, Dean, were so slashy it almost hurt. so there was that redeeming point. and the whole On the Line preview. i'm just happy i didn't scream. when i realized what it was, you know when the music started to play, i just got really still until karen started to laugh...
