(no subject)

A day can totally be turned around when your boss turns to you and says "Why don't you go home and just come back for closeout? It's not like there's anything left for you to do."

[dances]

My boss sent me home! My boss sent me home!

That means that the new cashier is trained and I'm not needed on Saturdays. Whee!

Of course I will be working next Saturday since I took off Sunday for Nsync.

But still!

No more Saturdays for me!

Dogs have eaten my soul. Stop. Send help. Stop. Think I might be going insane. Stop. My car smells like dog. Stop.

(no subject)

A day can totally be turned around when your boss turns to you and says "Why don't you go home and just come back for closeout? It's not like there's anything left for you to do."

[dances]

My boss sent me home! My boss sent me home!

That means that the new cashier is trained and I'm not needed on Saturdays. Whee!

Of course I will be working next Saturday since I took off Sunday for Nsync.

But still!

No more Saturdays for me!

Dogs have eaten my soul. Stop. Send help. Stop. Think I might be going insane. Stop. My car smells like dog. Stop.

(no subject)

Drexel can lick me because they suck with the not witholding federal taxes shit. But. On the other hand, I somehow end up not paying any Delaware taxes so I get all that back. Yet I owe money to NJ.

So. Who wants to guess what's being sacrificed to pay that?

I give you three guesses and the first two don't count.

Yep.

Nsync this Thursday.

[kicks Drexel]

This is all your fault.

(no subject)

Drexel can lick me because they suck with the not witholding federal taxes shit. But. On the other hand, I somehow end up not paying any Delaware taxes so I get all that back. Yet I owe money to NJ.

So. Who wants to guess what's being sacrificed to pay that?

I give you three guesses and the first two don't count.

Yep.

Nsync this Thursday.

[kicks Drexel]

This is all your fault.

(no subject)

I have the yummiest Chinese food on earth.

Seriously.

ON EARTH.

I love my home.

[whistles happily]

Jealous?

You're jealous.

(no subject)

I have the yummiest Chinese food on earth.

Seriously.

ON EARTH.

I love my home.

[whistles happily]

Jealous?

You're jealous.