"Man's Evil Desire renews itself daily against him."

1: My Big Fat Greek Wedding was hilarious. Laughed my ass off. So did Mom.

2: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

3: Totally unprepared for the exam. Go me!

4: I like coffee.

5: Love my niggaz, but where's my bitches?

6: My stash of chocolate in my bra drawer is melting. Quite a sticky situation.

7: My pajama bottoms are warm.

8: I really want to see Swimming.

9: I want to be your spooky girlfriend.

10: I'm going to bed now.

"Man's Evil Desire renews itself daily against him."

1: My Big Fat Greek Wedding was hilarious. Laughed my ass off. So did Mom.

2: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

3: Totally unprepared for the exam. Go me!

4: I like coffee.

5: Love my niggaz, but where's my bitches?

6: My stash of chocolate in my bra drawer is melting. Quite a sticky situation.

7: My pajama bottoms are warm.

8: I really want to see Swimming.

9: I want to be your spooky girlfriend.

10: I'm going to bed now.

On clothing and other important matters

Mom: Oh, you changed again. Why?

Me: [shrugs] Decided to wear this instead.

Mom: What is it?

Me: Just another dress.

Mom: Oh, well you might not want to bend down like that. Unless it's good for business. You do have quite the cleavage. You got that from me. [walks out of the room]

Me: [looks at Iya] Did she just tell me I have nice boobs?

Iya: [licks air conditioner]

On clothing and other important matters

Mom: Oh, you changed again. Why?

Me: [shrugs] Decided to wear this instead.

Mom: What is it?

Me: Just another dress.

Mom: Oh, well you might not want to bend down like that. Unless it's good for business. You do have quite the cleavage. You got that from me. [walks out of the room]

Me: [looks at Iya] Did she just tell me I have nice boobs?

Iya: [licks air conditioner]

(no subject)

I'm tired.

There's a surprise.

Bleh.

(no subject)

I'm tired.

There's a surprise.

Bleh.