(no subject)

My ass is sore.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled program while I sleep and contemplate my sore ass.


See, I have no reason for it to be sore, but yet, here it is, sore as can be. Lalala! Such is life.

[skips away, sore ass and all]

(no subject)

My ass is sore.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled program while I sleep and contemplate my sore ass.


See, I have no reason for it to be sore, but yet, here it is, sore as can be. Lalala! Such is life.

[skips away, sore ass and all]

(no subject)

Dad: [out of nowhere] You know that Justin and Britney aren't together anymore.

Me: Yes, Dad. As did most of the world back in March.

Dad: He's not with Janet Jackson anymore either. He's with...not Britney. You know, the blonde with the thing in her nose.

Me: Christina Aguleria?

Dad: [snaps fingers] That's it.

Me: And where did you here this?

Dad: TV.

Me: Daddy, I hate to tell you this, but sometimes TV lies.

Dad: [gasps] Does not!

Me: [pats his shoulder] Okay, Daddy.


Yes, this is my roundabout way of asking whether or not TV lied to my father. Any news on the JJB about Justin and Christina?

(no subject)

Dad: [out of nowhere] You know that Justin and Britney aren't together anymore.

Me: Yes, Dad. As did most of the world back in March.

Dad: He's not with Janet Jackson anymore either. He's with...not Britney. You know, the blonde with the thing in her nose.

Me: Christina Aguleria?

Dad: [snaps fingers] That's it.

Me: And where did you here this?

Dad: TV.

Me: Daddy, I hate to tell you this, but sometimes TV lies.

Dad: [gasps] Does not!

Me: [pats his shoulder] Okay, Daddy.


Yes, this is my roundabout way of asking whether or not TV lied to my father. Any news on the JJB about Justin and Christina?