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Well fuck. I just spilled coffee all over a stuffed animal that is so old it can't be washed. Also, all over the credit card bill that I do not understand because there's a $72 charge on it that I can't remember making but pushed me over my credit limit.

Well fuck me sideways with a chainsaw.

Today is going to be a fucking great day.

(no subject)

Well fuck. I just spilled coffee all over a stuffed animal that is so old it can't be washed. Also, all over the credit card bill that I do not understand because there's a $72 charge on it that I can't remember making but pushed me over my credit limit.

Well fuck me sideways with a chainsaw.

Today is going to be a fucking great day.

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I'm highly amused by the fact Fox News keeps talking about a report they're going to do about breast implants for teenagers and showing Britney's Crazy video.

There's no way for her to ever escape those rumours.

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I'm highly amused by the fact Fox News keeps talking about a report they're going to do about breast implants for teenagers and showing Britney's Crazy video.

There's no way for her to ever escape those rumours.

(no subject)

I'm incredibly tired of my life right now.

Is it all over yet?

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I'm incredibly tired of my life right now.

Is it all over yet?