10 Things I've Learned Today:
Sep. 27th, 2001 05:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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1: The bastard at PATCO have doubled the cost of a round trip ticket to Philly. It's not $2.35 anymore. It's fuckin $4.30. And Septa is $2 each way. So yeah. It may have cost $8.50 to park on campus the other day, but it still cost $8.30 to take the trains.
2: American Lit 2 is NOT going to be any more exciting than American Lit 1. Not because of material. That's more interesting. I just have a teacher that makes the wall seem like Chris Kirkpatrick after too much sugar.
3: Ben still snores. Loudly. And Ben can still fall asleep at anytime and wake up and answer questions about Huckleberry Finn with "but it had three legs"...
4: Irina is still insane and I love her dearly for that. We went out for ice cream and shopping after class because we haven't seen each other in months.
5: According to the book Irina and I bought called Esquire's Things A Man Should Know About Sex: What appeals to no woman: premature, shall we say, resolution. Yours. Extra bonus mental picture that might assist in the avoidance of premature resolution: Dick Cheney. Also: Dick Cheney in jackboots and pasties and nothing else.
6: Dick Cheney is scary when you picture him naked. Try. I'll wait. ::taps foot:: Yes. See. Very scary.
7: I can control myself at Urban Outfitters. I only bought five shirts and spent a total of $30. Not bad considering one shirt can cost $100 there. Yay! for sales!
8: Karen and Brielle are going to see Tool tonight. I, alas, am not. ::pout::
9: I'm not the only one with a crush on Fred Durst thankfully. Huzzah! I don't feel (as) dirty as before. Though the dream was still disturbing.
10: I still may have a tutoring job. I have students emailing me for meetings which is a good sign, though as far as I know, the class is still cancelled. ::shrugs:: I should email Harriet and Prof. Mason.
***
On another note, I listened to Antichrist Superstar for the first time in forever. ::sighs happily:: I can feel the Manson love/lust returning. I get embarrassing crushes. I know it.
::skips off to read a couple hundred pages on the Holocaust::
i kid you not.
2: American Lit 2 is NOT going to be any more exciting than American Lit 1. Not because of material. That's more interesting. I just have a teacher that makes the wall seem like Chris Kirkpatrick after too much sugar.
3: Ben still snores. Loudly. And Ben can still fall asleep at anytime and wake up and answer questions about Huckleberry Finn with "but it had three legs"...
4: Irina is still insane and I love her dearly for that. We went out for ice cream and shopping after class because we haven't seen each other in months.
5: According to the book Irina and I bought called Esquire's Things A Man Should Know About Sex: What appeals to no woman: premature, shall we say, resolution. Yours. Extra bonus mental picture that might assist in the avoidance of premature resolution: Dick Cheney. Also: Dick Cheney in jackboots and pasties and nothing else.
6: Dick Cheney is scary when you picture him naked. Try. I'll wait. ::taps foot:: Yes. See. Very scary.
7: I can control myself at Urban Outfitters. I only bought five shirts and spent a total of $30. Not bad considering one shirt can cost $100 there. Yay! for sales!
8: Karen and Brielle are going to see Tool tonight. I, alas, am not. ::pout::
9: I'm not the only one with a crush on Fred Durst thankfully. Huzzah! I don't feel (as) dirty as before. Though the dream was still disturbing.
10: I still may have a tutoring job. I have students emailing me for meetings which is a good sign, though as far as I know, the class is still cancelled. ::shrugs:: I should email Harriet and Prof. Mason.
***
On another note, I listened to Antichrist Superstar for the first time in forever. ::sighs happily:: I can feel the Manson love/lust returning. I get embarrassing crushes. I know it.
::skips off to read a couple hundred pages on the Holocaust::
i kid you not.