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[visionshadows]

It's all about the sperm, yo.



Dayse says:
Pixar should do a movie about sperm
Rachel says:
that would be weird thoguh
Rachel says:
hehee
Rachel says:
yes
Dayse says:
SPERMZ, and it'd be about Melvin the sperm or something. And they'd all be hanging out in the testicles until one day Melvin decides he's not having this anymore. So when everyone starts to swim upstream he makes a break for the tear ducts or something.
Rachel says:
but he can't make it and suddenly he's trapped in the rush to get out because his best friend, Carl, wouldn't go without him and now they're forced to hang out with all these other sperm who mindlessly go about their lives in search of the egg
Dayse says:
aww, poor Melvin
Dayse says:
But then he and Carl form a 'special bond' and decide that everything will be okay as long as they have each other
Rachel says:
perhaps we should name the lead sperm Lenny then
Dayse says:
hehehe, yes!
Dayse says:
Lenny and Carl
Dayse says:
their love would change the world
Rachel says:
we should really write to Pixar and tell them that they need to make an animated movie about two gay sperm in love
Dayse says:
we really should, i think their open-minded
Dayse says:
and they can make anything cute
Rachel says:
i mean, who wouldn't want to watch that?
Dayse says:
i know! i'd see it twice
Rachel says:
exactly!
Dayse says:
then one day maybe they'd find an egg
Dayse says:
and like, i don't know - become aaron and nick carter
Rachel says:
whoa. now they're incestual gay sperm in love?
Dayse says:
aren't they kinda already incestual?
Rachel says:
huh
Rachel says:
yeah
Rachel says:
good point
Dayse says:
poor lenny and carl
Dayse says:
everyone objects to their love
Rachel says:
*sniff*
Rachel says:
but they love each other so much!
Dayse says:
*sniff* they do!
Dayse says:
so tragic
Dayse says:
it could easily be a drama
Dayse says:
like
Dayse says:
the world spurned their sperm love
Dayse says:
so they decide to send a message out to all the other sperm
Dayse says:
how would sperm kill themselves?
Rachel says:
um.
Rachel says:
go somewhere hot?
Rachel says:
sperm can only survive well in a certain range of temperatures
Dayse says:
hehe, they can go to florida
Dayse says:
maybe form a boyband
Dayse says:
spermband?
Rachel says:
spermband
Rachel says:
it's the next big thing
Rachel says:
their gay love will make it even better
Dayse says:
it will!
Dayse says:
and they don't have to worry about hearing 'they don't play their own instruments' crap cause they can't
Dayse says:
what with having no arms and all
Rachel says:
good point
Rachel says:
it would be all about the music with them
Dayse says:
it would
Dayse says:
and they would write some about their tragic love
Rachel says:
songs that are so tragical and unperfect
Rachel says:
but so real because it's about them
Dayse says:
*sniff* yes *wipes away tear*
Dayse says:
then they think, hey, maybe we don't need to kill ourselves to send out a message after all
Dayse says:
we can do it thru our music
Rachel says:
but it's too late and the heat has already taken it's toll on their enzymes and they are dying
Dayse says:
nooo
Dayse says:
*sniff*
Dayse says:
but they keep playing their music
Dayse says:
and loving each other with all their little spermy hearts
Rachel says:
[sobs]
Rachel says:
it's such a tragical ending to their love story
Dayse says:
it is
Dayse says:
like romeo and juliet
Dayse says:
only with sperm
Rachel says:
gay incestual sperm
Dayse says:
hehehe, yes
Dayse says:
you know
Dayse says:
we're kinda weird
Rachel says:
maybe a little