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visionshadowsThe quiz thingy. See, I believe that there's a Simpsons' quote for every situation. And I aim to prove it here. :)
a time when you were happy: "Ah, the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn." - Homer Simpson
a time when you were sad:
N'Sync: Y'know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the U.S. Navy! / But they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla / And don't forget pirates / And Jellyfish / Those wackin vertebraes will sting you, old school! / So check out the Navy for a two or four year hitch! / We signed J.C. up yesterday!
J.C.: Wha.... NOOOOOOO!
a time when you were scared:
Burns: Never forget Homer. There's no muscle stronger than the human heart.
Homer: What about the weiner? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his!
a time when you were excited:
Marge: I can't believe it! We won another contest!
Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
Lisa: I want to see Wilmington!
Bart: I want to visit a screen door factory!
your mom:
Homer: Ooh! Can I have a brownie?
Marge: They're for after dinner!
Homer: Ooh! Can I have dinner!?
Marge: You can't have a brownie. Period!
your dad: "I'm a white male, 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter how dumb my suggestions are." - Homer Simpson
your sibling: "What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts." - Homer Simpson
your pet: Lisa: Poor Santa's Little Helper, I'm starting to think we'll never see him again!
Homer: That was his dish, and that was his leash... and that's where he took a whizz on the rug...
what you were like at 5: "What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding." - Bart Simpson
what you were like at 10: "We were playing four square, and I called no double taps, and Ralph double tapped, and I said "you're out" and he says :imitating Ralph: "I can do a somersault!" which has nothing to do with anything!" - Lisa Simpson
what you were like at 15: "Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddys, and kids with fake I.D.s." - Homer Simpson
what you were like at 20: "I want to share something with you - the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here." - Homer Simpson
what you are like now: "Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!" - Professor Frink
your favorite color:
Homer: Okay, last question. Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?
Lenny: Oh! The little rat-faced one.
Carl: No, no, Nick! He's so good to his mother.
Homer: According to this, you're both idiots.
Lenny: Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?
(eh. I couldn't think of anything. I suck.)
your opinion of *NSYNC: "I'm a pop sensation!" - Ralph Wiggum.
Or alternately: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaming." - Homer Simpson
a time when you were happy: "Ah, the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn." - Homer Simpson
a time when you were sad:
N'Sync: Y'know, we've had a lot of fun tonight at the expense of the U.S. Navy! / But they're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla / And don't forget pirates / And Jellyfish / Those wackin vertebraes will sting you, old school! / So check out the Navy for a two or four year hitch! / We signed J.C. up yesterday!
J.C.: Wha.... NOOOOOOO!
a time when you were scared:
Burns: Never forget Homer. There's no muscle stronger than the human heart.
Homer: What about the weiner? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his!
a time when you were excited:
Marge: I can't believe it! We won another contest!
Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
Lisa: I want to see Wilmington!
Bart: I want to visit a screen door factory!
your mom:
Homer: Ooh! Can I have a brownie?
Marge: They're for after dinner!
Homer: Ooh! Can I have dinner!?
Marge: You can't have a brownie. Period!
your dad: "I'm a white male, 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter how dumb my suggestions are." - Homer Simpson
your sibling: "What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts." - Homer Simpson
your pet: Lisa: Poor Santa's Little Helper, I'm starting to think we'll never see him again!
Homer: That was his dish, and that was his leash... and that's where he took a whizz on the rug...
what you were like at 5: "What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding." - Bart Simpson
what you were like at 10: "We were playing four square, and I called no double taps, and Ralph double tapped, and I said "you're out" and he says :imitating Ralph: "I can do a somersault!" which has nothing to do with anything!" - Lisa Simpson
what you were like at 15: "Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddys, and kids with fake I.D.s." - Homer Simpson
what you were like at 20: "I want to share something with you - the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here." - Homer Simpson
what you are like now: "Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!" - Professor Frink
your favorite color:
Homer: Okay, last question. Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?
Lenny: Oh! The little rat-faced one.
Carl: No, no, Nick! He's so good to his mother.
Homer: According to this, you're both idiots.
Lenny: Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?
(eh. I couldn't think of anything. I suck.)
your opinion of *NSYNC: "I'm a pop sensation!" - Ralph Wiggum.
Or alternately: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaming." - Homer Simpson