Vitamins and whatnot...
May. 26th, 2002 04:59 pmWhen I was younger, I had no issues whatsoever about taking my vitamins. They were fun and in cool shapes and tasted like cherry or oranges. As I got older they stopped being fun and there were no cool shapes. The vitamins started being roughly the size of Rhode Island and tasted like vomit. So I got really bad about taking them. When she remembers, Mom shoves them down my throat and looks at me evilly until I swallow and show her that it's not tucked between my gum and cheek.
But today, I came downstairs for a nice, peaceful bowl of Cocoa Krispies before returning to my room to watch more Simpsons episodes, and was handed a new vitamin. A gummi bear vitamin.
[nods]
You heard it here first. There are yummy, fun-shaped vitamins for adults now! They're gummi bears with cute little faces and round bellies and they're all the best flavours. I recommend the red ones.
Heehee. Rex Banner just dumped Wiggum out of his chair.
"Tuck in your shirt. Get those shoes shined. Take that badge out of your mouth. You're police officers."
Whee!
But today, I came downstairs for a nice, peaceful bowl of Cocoa Krispies before returning to my room to watch more Simpsons episodes, and was handed a new vitamin. A gummi bear vitamin.
[nods]
You heard it here first. There are yummy, fun-shaped vitamins for adults now! They're gummi bears with cute little faces and round bellies and they're all the best flavours. I recommend the red ones.
Heehee. Rex Banner just dumped Wiggum out of his chair.
"Tuck in your shirt. Get those shoes shined. Take that badge out of your mouth. You're police officers."
Whee!