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i have issues...serious, big, major issues...

Labyrinth recasted starring boyband members:

Sarah: Justin - whiny, the center of attention, kind of dim on occasion. quote "It's not fair!" must be done with a pout and a stamp of his foot

Hoggle: Lance - Hoggle is a pathological liar and has a fascination with sparkly things. Sounds exactly like Lance. quote: "Ooh...plastic."

Jareth, The Goblin King: JC - Knowing my fascination with JC and David Bowie, could anyone else be Jareth? Also, Jareth is pretty, wears tight pants to show off how extremely well-endowed he is and has big hair. quote: "Fear me. Love me. Do as I say and I will be your slave."

Sir Ditimus: Chris - The spirited, rambunctious, LOUD knight who can't be calmed down and never admits defeat. Small, scrappy, and hyper. quote: "So had enough, have you?"

Ludo: Joey - Um. C'mon. Ludo is big and hulking and loveable to a fault. He protects his friends and is just so cuddly. Who else could Joey be? quote: "Smells bad!"

The Fire Gang: O-Town - Because no one really likes the Fire gang and they are annoying and Sarah/Justin gets to take off their heads and throw them around. Plus the Fire gang can't sing or dance even though they try to. quote: "You only throw your OWN head!"

Ambrosious: Howie - I don't really know why Howie is Ambrosious. I guess I just want Chris to ride him.

that's enough for now...i've completely embarrassed myself and shown how deeply my problems run...

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Date: 2001-08-13 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melvira.livejournal.com
Um, Rachel?

Have I mentioned lately how much I heart you?

JC is SO Jareth.

::scampers off to find towel to mop up drool::

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Date: 2001-08-13 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armistice.livejournal.com
Thank you so much for this mental picture. I will be enjoying it for an extended period of time. Now I need to watch Labyrinth.

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Date: 2001-08-14 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenofhell.livejournal.com
Oooh...

I would say I heart you, but someone else said that already. Um. I heart you as well? Cause, um. Yeah. I have pretty imagery now. And I want to rent that movie, but I have a feeling Blockbuster isn't open right now.

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Date: 2001-08-14 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscece.livejournal.com
And, yes! What everyone else said! I'm reading this and grinning like a loon and thinking that I really, really need to dig out that movie from my collection again.

JC as Jareth! Lance as Hoggle! Yes!

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Date: 2001-08-15 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melodicchica.livejournal.com
I totally agree with you and everyone else.. your insights were so funny. I'll definitely think of this post next time I watch Labyrinth.

::thinking about JC in tight pants::

*giggle*

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