shameful...

[visionshadows]

i have issues...serious, big, major issues...

Labyrinth recasted starring boyband members:

Sarah: Justin - whiny, the center of attention, kind of dim on occasion. quote "It's not fair!" must be done with a pout and a stamp of his foot

Hoggle: Lance - Hoggle is a pathological liar and has a fascination with sparkly things. Sounds exactly like Lance. quote: "Ooh...plastic."

Jareth, The Goblin King: JC - Knowing my fascination with JC and David Bowie, could anyone else be Jareth? Also, Jareth is pretty, wears tight pants to show off how extremely well-endowed he is and has big hair. quote: "Fear me. Love me. Do as I say and I will be your slave."

Sir Ditimus: Chris - The spirited, rambunctious, LOUD knight who can't be calmed down and never admits defeat. Small, scrappy, and hyper. quote: "So had enough, have you?"

Ludo: Joey - Um. C'mon. Ludo is big and hulking and loveable to a fault. He protects his friends and is just so cuddly. Who else could Joey be? quote: "Smells bad!"

The Fire Gang: O-Town - Because no one really likes the Fire gang and they are annoying and Sarah/Justin gets to take off their heads and throw them around. Plus the Fire gang can't sing or dance even though they try to. quote: "You only throw your OWN head!"

Ambrosious: Howie - I don't really know why Howie is Ambrosious. I guess I just want Chris to ride him.

that's enough for now...i've completely embarrassed myself and shown how deeply my problems run...

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[armistice.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for this mental picture. I will be enjoying it for an extended period of time. Now I need to watch Labyrinth.