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Dec. 20th, 2002 11:38 pmI've decided that certain conversations need to be reposted at least once a year. I love this one personally.
It's me and
waryne. He couldn't find his pillow last New Year's when it was bedtime. This would be conversation the morning after...
Me: Look. (points to pillow lying behind the car) Found your pillow.
Waryne: Aw. Shit.
Me: It's just cold.
Waryne: Nu uh. Some squirrel could have made a home out of it.
Me: So what?
Waryne: (grumbles under breath and picks up pillow). I'm just lucky a bum didn't steal it.
Me: I don't think you really have to worry about the bum situation in Pine Hill. As a matter of a fact, you're the only bum I see.
Waryne: This is why I love you.The abuse.
It's me and
Me: Look. (points to pillow lying behind the car) Found your pillow.
Waryne: Aw. Shit.
Me: It's just cold.
Waryne: Nu uh. Some squirrel could have made a home out of it.
Me: So what?
Waryne: (grumbles under breath and picks up pillow). I'm just lucky a bum didn't steal it.
Me: I don't think you really have to worry about the bum situation in Pine Hill. As a matter of a fact, you're the only bum I see.
Waryne: This is why I love you.The abuse.