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Jan. 1st, 2002 06:00 pmOff ot see LOTR with the fam. Well, 2/3 of the fam. Apparently according to my sister, it's not cool to go to the movies with your parents. What crack is she smoking? I mean, they pay for me. Movies are expensive, yo.
Also,,,,let me set the stage for this conversation. Waryne, drunk, hungover and slow this morning couldn't find his pillow and was all upset. We walk outside to go to the car...
Me: Look. (points to pillow lying behind the car) Found your pillow.
Waryne: Aw. Shit.
Me: It's just cold.
Waryne: Nu uh. Some squirrel could have made a home out of it.
Me: So what?
Waryne: (grumbles under breath and picks up pillow). I'm just lucky a bum didn't steal it.
Me: I don't think you really have to worry about the bum situation in Pine Hill. As a matter of a fact, you're the only bum I see.
Waryne: This is why I love you.The abuse.
Also,,,,let me set the stage for this conversation. Waryne, drunk, hungover and slow this morning couldn't find his pillow and was all upset. We walk outside to go to the car...
Me: Look. (points to pillow lying behind the car) Found your pillow.
Waryne: Aw. Shit.
Me: It's just cold.
Waryne: Nu uh. Some squirrel could have made a home out of it.
Me: So what?
Waryne: (grumbles under breath and picks up pillow). I'm just lucky a bum didn't steal it.
Me: I don't think you really have to worry about the bum situation in Pine Hill. As a matter of a fact, you're the only bum I see.
Waryne: This is why I love you.The abuse.