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Me: [holds Fucking Timberlake mug and stands in front of coffee pot] Is it done yet?

Mom: No. Just wait.

Me: [fidgets] Want coffee noooow.

Mom: [grabs mug from my hands and quickly pours me a cup] I swear, you're five.

Me: [drinks quickly] Ow! I burned my tongue.

Mom: [rolls eyes and walks out of the room]

Me: I could be dying here! Don't you care?

Mom: Not really.


Moral of this story: I burned my tongue. :(

We really do love each other a lot. "A lot."

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Me: [holds Fucking Timberlake mug and stands in front of coffee pot] Is it done yet?

Mom: No. Just wait.

Me: [fidgets] Want coffee noooow.

Mom: [grabs mug from my hands and quickly pours me a cup] I swear, you're five.

Me: [drinks quickly] Ow! I burned my tongue.

Mom: [rolls eyes and walks out of the room]

Me: I could be dying here! Don't you care?

Mom: Not really.


Moral of this story: I burned my tongue. :(

We really do love each other a lot. "A lot."

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Oh yeah.

And this 92 degree weather that's going up to 94 plus humidity?

Not so much with the happy about that. I like warm weather, I do. But I am NOT prepared for this. I have a lot of issues with the heat because I don't get comfortable with it easily. I really get very cranky when I'm too warm.

I was once told by a boy that the way to keep me happy was to a) Make sure I had enough coffee; b) Had enough sleep; and c) Was cool.

I want to be cool.

I don't like that I'm sitting around in really thin boxers and a tank top right now. I hate the idea that I've got to put on work clothes and go to work in this really hot weather.

And...I really don't want to sit outside tomorrow and try and get tickets. Oh but I will. I just apologize ahead of time for the crankiness.

(no subject)

Oh yeah.

And this 92 degree weather that's going up to 94 plus humidity?

Not so much with the happy about that. I like warm weather, I do. But I am NOT prepared for this. I have a lot of issues with the heat because I don't get comfortable with it easily. I really get very cranky when I'm too warm.

I was once told by a boy that the way to keep me happy was to a) Make sure I had enough coffee; b) Had enough sleep; and c) Was cool.

I want to be cool.

I don't like that I'm sitting around in really thin boxers and a tank top right now. I hate the idea that I've got to put on work clothes and go to work in this really hot weather.

And...I really don't want to sit outside tomorrow and try and get tickets. Oh but I will. I just apologize ahead of time for the crankiness.

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I would like to take a break in our regularly scheduled time and announce that...

I am currently wearing a dress.

Yes. It is that hot and uncomfortable that shorts and a tank top won't even cut it.

Me. In a dress.

Really. It is fairly amusing. I don't look bad or anything, I just loathe wearing them. Plus I'm like totally unladylike. Cross my legs when I sit? What are you talking about? Is that some alien conspiracy or something?

[continues sitting like a man and gets ready for work]

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I would like to take a break in our regularly scheduled time and announce that...

I am currently wearing a dress.

Yes. It is that hot and uncomfortable that shorts and a tank top won't even cut it.

Me. In a dress.

Really. It is fairly amusing. I don't look bad or anything, I just loathe wearing them. Plus I'm like totally unladylike. Cross my legs when I sit? What are you talking about? Is that some alien conspiracy or something?

[continues sitting like a man and gets ready for work]

Your wet nipples bring dishonour to your family

Deep thoughts....

Your wet nipples bring dishonour to your family

Deep thoughts....