(no subject)

[looks at shorts]

I hate you.

[looks at pale, white legs]

I hate you too.

[looks outside at 90* weather]

I hate you most of all.

[looks oddly at retirement fund paperwork that I didn't know I had]

Wur?

[looks at total on paper]

Oh fuck. I didn't report that to the IRS.

[scratches head]

Does it count if I didn't get the information about it until today?

Oh, and Joey's going to be on TRL tomorrow for anyone who will actually be home to watch it. Aka. Not me.

Yes.

(no subject)

[looks at shorts]

I hate you.

[looks at pale, white legs]

I hate you too.

[looks outside at 90* weather]

I hate you most of all.

[looks oddly at retirement fund paperwork that I didn't know I had]

Wur?

[looks at total on paper]

Oh fuck. I didn't report that to the IRS.

[scratches head]

Does it count if I didn't get the information about it until today?

Oh, and Joey's going to be on TRL tomorrow for anyone who will actually be home to watch it. Aka. Not me.

Yes.

(no subject)

My daddy's bedroom smells like pot.

Waaaaant!

It's been ages. I really should just bite the bullet and have a bowl tonight. Yes. Because yes.

(no subject)

My daddy's bedroom smells like pot.

Waaaaant!

It's been ages. I really should just bite the bullet and have a bowl tonight. Yes. Because yes.

(no subject)

Totally forgot until like 15 minutes ago to buy lottery tickets. Good thing Dad remembered and sent me out looking for an open store that sells Big Game tickets. Good thing my brain wasn't too tired to remember that 7-11 sells Big Game tickets.

I now have $5 worth of tickets.

C'mon. I deserve that $330 million. Really.

(no subject)

Totally forgot until like 15 minutes ago to buy lottery tickets. Good thing Dad remembered and sent me out looking for an open store that sells Big Game tickets. Good thing my brain wasn't too tired to remember that 7-11 sells Big Game tickets.

I now have $5 worth of tickets.

C'mon. I deserve that $330 million. Really.

(no subject)

Darn.

I didn't win.

[pouts]

(no subject)

Darn.

I didn't win.

[pouts]