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I have a Waryne on my couch who is currently pondering Triple H's supposed bisexuality. Earlier (say five minutes ago) he was pondering whether Spiderman made him gay or not while my dog was attempting to slip him the tongue for scratching her belly just so. My dog is a little whore for a good belly scratch.

Nice night. Good coffee, good blueberry pancakes, good friend. Also, a strange competition on the jukebox at the diner. Two groups of people were obviously fighting musically between The Latina lovers (J-Lo, Shakira) vs. The Country Fans (Travis Tritt, Alan Jackson). Waryne and I did our part by playing Elvis, Nsync, and Neil Young which led to an interesting conversation with our waitress about Neil Diamond, who she said and I quote was "sleazy".

Forever in blue jeans, man. Forever in blue jeans.


And Waryne is still trying to place the year Triple H won the King of the Ring. Anyone want to help the boy out?

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I have a Waryne on my couch who is currently pondering Triple H's supposed bisexuality. Earlier (say five minutes ago) he was pondering whether Spiderman made him gay or not while my dog was attempting to slip him the tongue for scratching her belly just so. My dog is a little whore for a good belly scratch.

Nice night. Good coffee, good blueberry pancakes, good friend. Also, a strange competition on the jukebox at the diner. Two groups of people were obviously fighting musically between The Latina lovers (J-Lo, Shakira) vs. The Country Fans (Travis Tritt, Alan Jackson). Waryne and I did our part by playing Elvis, Nsync, and Neil Young which led to an interesting conversation with our waitress about Neil Diamond, who she said and I quote was "sleazy".

Forever in blue jeans, man. Forever in blue jeans.


And Waryne is still trying to place the year Triple H won the King of the Ring. Anyone want to help the boy out?

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I really am not in the mood to work today. It's not like I mind working and to be honest, getting out of the house and working will be good for me. I just don't feel like it. I was up half the night last night with characters arguing in my brain and a snarky phone conversation between JC and Caorann that is just pure gold, people. I'm starting to feel that Blues is turning into my own personal joke here. It makes me laugh but I doubt it will make many others laugh and honestly, it's not that inventive. It feels like The Long Run by Tiff to me with a couple of changes. But you know, it's fun and when I start to feel like I'm the only person who will laugh at it, I show it to Dayse and she giggles and says it's funny.


“JC,” said Chris, deadpan. “At my wedding, you toasted to Chris and the money-grubbing whore he married.”

“I was drunk.”

“You put that on the card too.”


Also, it's Friday! Chrissy will be here soon. I have a weekend full of plans. It's Dayse's birthday tomorrow. So many good things.

I have coff-ee! I have coff-ee! Cause you know, it's what's for dinner. It's the other white meat.

Mmm...coffee.

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I really am not in the mood to work today. It's not like I mind working and to be honest, getting out of the house and working will be good for me. I just don't feel like it. I was up half the night last night with characters arguing in my brain and a snarky phone conversation between JC and Caorann that is just pure gold, people. I'm starting to feel that Blues is turning into my own personal joke here. It makes me laugh but I doubt it will make many others laugh and honestly, it's not that inventive. It feels like The Long Run by Tiff to me with a couple of changes. But you know, it's fun and when I start to feel like I'm the only person who will laugh at it, I show it to Dayse and she giggles and says it's funny.


“JC,” said Chris, deadpan. “At my wedding, you toasted to Chris and the money-grubbing whore he married.”

“I was drunk.”

“You put that on the card too.”


Also, it's Friday! Chrissy will be here soon. I have a weekend full of plans. It's Dayse's birthday tomorrow. So many good things.

I have coff-ee! I have coff-ee! Cause you know, it's what's for dinner. It's the other white meat.

Mmm...coffee.

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Ow.

My jaw really hurts. Stupid wisdom teeth.

Also, the street I live on is under construction. They finally started it by tearing up the sidewalks. They'll get to ours on Monday (I think) and that means I will have no driveway or sidewalk for God knows how long.

I really hate this. A lot. I like my driveway and I like my sidewalk and I DON'T like construction on my street that keeps me from using either of those things.

[grumbles]

Ow. Make Waryne and Chrissy come here now.

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Ow.

My jaw really hurts. Stupid wisdom teeth.

Also, the street I live on is under construction. They finally started it by tearing up the sidewalks. They'll get to ours on Monday (I think) and that means I will have no driveway or sidewalk for God knows how long.

I really hate this. A lot. I like my driveway and I like my sidewalk and I DON'T like construction on my street that keeps me from using either of those things.

[grumbles]

Ow. Make Waryne and Chrissy come here now.