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[visionshadows]

SWM seeking SF

1: Expert at kissing.
2: Loooooves boobies. Knows how to treat boobies. Will not harm the boobies.
3: Recently entered the world of shagging. Trainable.
4: Motivated to learn about Mexico, it's culture, major exports, and climate.

If interested, leave a message here and prepare to be contacted by Joey the Dirty Raccoon for further details.

Comments

[julitabonita.livejournal.com]

don't forget the hawaiian shirts, darling. always important.

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

of course! and the hawaiian shirts. i can't believe i forgot that :)

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

Recently entered the world of shagging. Trainable

I thought his name was WARYNE!

Re:

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

It is! But Joey the Dirty Raccoon screens all the girls first. They're a team, yo.

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing::