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[visionshadows]

The township is starting a huge renovation project on the road I live on. It needs to be done very badly so we're not complaining about it. However, everyone is very upset about the fact they're tearing down all the trees on the street. Some of these trees are a good 80 to 100 feet tall and they're beautiful. The street is going to be so bare without the trees. Not to mention the whole environmental factor of it.

BUT.

Here's my point.

They have a wood chipper. I have an unnatural fascination with wood chippers. I want one so badly just so I can throw other, non-wood stuff in there. Once, I tried to convince Waryne, Joe, and Lee that we should all go in together and buy a cheap wood chipper that was in one of the trading papers you pick up at Wawa so we could throw their couch in it. Needless to say they weren't up for that since I was offering their couch. And the Malcolm in the Middle where Hal and the boys did that...oh that SO didn't help my wood chipper issues.

Waaaant to plaaaay!

I wonder if they'll let me throw in something like a bicycle or a feather pillow.

Oooh. Feathers everywhere.

Comments

[xphile101.livejournal.com]

WAWA! Ahem.

Does the wood chipper scene in Fargo do anything to dampen your fascination?

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[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Not really actually. I even used that as an incentive when I tried to get my friends to buy one with me. Bodies in the wood chipper make for less problems. Shallow graves are so much easier to find.


Yes, I am insane. Be afraid. Be verrrry afraid!

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[xphile101.livejournal.com]

Hmm... you're right. I'll have to keep this in mind. ;)

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

We have a bike you can use. :)

Also, FREAK!

::points and laughs::

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

[looks around for a freak]

Oh. You mean me?

[sniffles]

I resemble that remark.

[sobs in anguish]

And if it's the bike I'm thinking of, I bet you'd love to see it go through a wood chipper. :)

[lunarbot.livejournal.com]

They are cutting down the TREES!!!!!
WTF??!?!?!?!?!
I am so mad. First MacAurther Woods and now in my own nieghborhood?
Whats left? Ripping up peoples flowers?

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[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

I know. It's a real mess right now. I'm really going to miss my trees. :(

[alicewonders.livejournal.com]

but! your neighborhood is so pretty. and I clearly remember thinking "those are some good lookin' trees"

i like your trees! pretty trees!

ooo that sounded *dirty*. if I could wiggle my eyebrows I would be doing just that.

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[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

I love my trees too. I really love the fact my trees are right in front of my windows and block the evil sunlight in the morning.

I drove down the street this morning and mourned the loss of the trees. It's so bare. And they're not even halfway done.

:(