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[visionshadows]

There was only ONE pink line!

[dances happily]

Also, I have Better Off Dead, a new shirt, and a new dress!

I am in heaven right now!

Heaven!

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Re:

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[eyes cranberry juice]

Y'know, this could use a little vodka.

I'll wait.

Heh.

<--- not an alcoholic. not at all.

Re:

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Me either.

Nope. Not a bit.

Re:

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

[shoves vodka bottle under bed]

And Mom worries about me.

Jeez.

[scurries away]

Re:

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Really though, Mom can hold her own.

I distinctly remember Mom tossing back an Irish Car Bomb followed by numerous shots.

Perhaps we should worry about Mom?

[ponders]

Re:

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

That's Caffeine!Mom. Decaf!Mom looks at alcohol and passes out.

But, yes, to turn the tables, let's worry about Mom.

whew, the heat's off me.

Re:

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

I think Mom's a drunk personally. You know, what with all the alcohol in the house and the shot glasses.

[nods]

Yep. Mom's definitely the drunk. Not you.

Nope. Definitely not you.

Re:

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

You have such a good point. I think she's projecting her worries about herself onto me, trying to make me worry about myself so I don't notice her excessive drinking.

It's all so clear now.

Re:

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

See. That's what I'm here for.

All good friends will push your worries of your own alcoholism off onto your mother and her own alcoholism.

It makes perfect sense.

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

[sob]

Thank you for being such a good friend.

Re:

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

There, there. Comfort, comfort.

It'll all be okay now that you know.