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You know, I'm not really the most polite person on Earth. I do things that piss people off without really thinking about it. But oddly enough, I have this one coworker who I don't really like, but get along with, that I can't seem to be mean too. I'm not nice to her by any stretch of the imagination, but I think the fact I talk to her and don't ignore her like the rest of the people she works with means she thinks I like her. But yes. The point of this story is that she makes me food all the time. She's Indian and I like Indian food, so one time when she offered I said hey, that'd be really nice if you brought me some food. Now she brings me food like two or three times a week. Yesterday it was chicken masala and poori. I thanked her and took the food home.

See. The problem is that she's really not that great of a cook. It's not like that episode of the Sopranos after Tony eats at the Indian resturant and ends up getting food poisoning or anything, but it's really not that great either. The poori is wonderful and I'm glad she gave me a ton of that, but the chicken masala. Well, let's just say I ate the bits of chicken out of it and then just dipped the poori in the sauce so I could say I ate it. And that's the thing. It's not like she's here to see me eat the food she makes. Even if I ate it at work (which I did once with some drumsticks and will never do again) she wouldn't be there to see since she works on day shift.

But I always eat it.

Am I growing a heart or something?


And on a completely different note, I watched a movie last night on Logo where Ving Rhames played a drag queen. And it was about as good as Wesley Snipes playing a drag queen, but you know, I'd watch the movie again. I sobbed like a little girl. Damn hormones. Also, Peter Williams was in it in a completely non-speaking role where he mostly just jumped up and down and squealed like a little girl when Ving Rhames sang 'Baby Love.'

Also, I'm about a quarter of the way through [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl's DS pizza AU and I really hope I have time to finish it at work because omg! Pizza and sex! It's good stuff. :)

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Date: 2006-02-01 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
If I ever see you on a mountain with Milo in antlers listening to the folks in Whoville sing I will shoot you in the head.

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Date: 2006-02-01 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
I promise my heart won't ever grow three sizes too big. Ever.

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Date: 2006-02-02 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
Good. That would be scary.

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Date: 2006-02-02 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
Cindy Lou Who annoys the fuck out of me anyway.

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Date: 2006-02-01 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wander999.livejournal.com
Be careful, she may be luring you in with food. Once you trust her, she may poison you.

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Date: 2006-02-01 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
Sadly that's one of the best ways to lure me! I heart food. :)

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Date: 2006-02-01 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vincevalentine.livejournal.com
O_o that is just sooo weird.

I did that only once to a friend who wanted to try an authentic asian food. Of course, I did not cook it for her, I wrote a receipe and gave it to her since I did not want to get my ass sued if she has gotten a food poisoning or something.

Hmmm, and may I ask if the co-worker is like an older lady? I can see why she does it if she is an older lady o-O; My mum would have totally done that too!!!

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Date: 2006-02-01 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
Not really. I think she's just trying to be nice. She doesn't have a lot of friends at work and I think she considers me a friend. *shrugs*

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Date: 2006-02-02 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iterationzero.livejournal.com
you're not as bad as you think you are. you don't go out of your way to be impolite to people unless you hate them. it's that low-tolerance factor - she hasn't hit that, therefore you're nice to her.

"it's that goddamn clarified butter!"

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Date: 2006-02-02 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
meh. mostly i'm nice if it makes my life easier. and i guess maybe i feel sorry for her.

and you know, they never did determine whether it was the indian food or the seafood at artie bucco's. but he killed pussy anyway.

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