randomness is fun! almost as fun as startinglyperceptive!jc

[visionshadows]

and now for totallyrandom!rachel...

my salad is not what i was hoping for. my fork tastes funny so that's making the whole thing taste weird. the chick peas are oddly hard and starchy tasting. moreso than usual. and the parmesan basil dressing isn't that good. i feel so disappointed in my salad.

iya is having a dream at the moment. her whole body is going through random twitches and spasms. her tongue is just barely poking out of her mouth so there's just this teeny bit of pink surrounded by black and white fur. damn she's cute. must go hug and wake her up.

hugging complete. she growled a little but let it go when she got her belly rubbed. now she's all about falling asleep again. she's got a tight schedule to keep you know. mostly it revolves around sleeping and begging for biscuits.

i am constantly amused by unstyledhair!chris and startinglyperceptive!jc, like when he talks about the treadmills in MTT. "one minute you're on regular ground and then you're on moving ground. it's not the same." yes. surprisinglyperceptive!jc.

still disappointed in my salad. and i'm getting to the point in the DVD that it's going to start skipping soon. yup. there it goes. le sigh.

i think i'm going to play with Portrait of an American family for a bit before releasing it. so yes, it's on hold until i add some stuff i want to add.

and now...in the great tradition of the cow conversation and others....






rachel: ok. i am totally drawing a blank on a movie. little help here?

Dayse: mmm

Dayse: uhhh

Dayse: make something up?

rachel: d'oh

rachel: ok

Dayse: like - some weird ferengi porn flick

Dayse: *giggle*

rachel: *snorts* no. that's sick

Dayse: 'oh, your ears are so *orange*'

rachel: ew

Dayse: hee

Dayse: 'and you're teeth are so sharp, your eyes so beady'

rachel: ew. ew. ew.

rachel: ok. i remember why i don't watch system of a down video's. they scare me.

Dayse: i've never seen one *pout*

rachel: the video's aren't scary. but they are.

Dayse: have you seen slipknot's latest?

rachel: no. but actually, slipknot is in town tonight. and *laughs* playing across the street from slipknot, mudvayne, etc, is neil diamond

Dayse: lol

Dayse: oh man

rachel: yeah. let's hope no one ends up at the wrong concert there

Dayse: that'll be kinda funny

rachel: 'ooh yay! neil diamond. why is he wearing that funny mask? and since when did he have a bunch of bandmates....all wearing funny masks. um. this isn't forever in blue jeans.'

Dayse: 'oh my god - why is that guy setting neil on fire?? neil!! noooo!'

rachel: 'neil!! neeeeeiiiiilllll! oh god, someone call the police!'

rachel: yay! britney's on! porn! free porn!

Dayse: lol

Dayse: and yay!

rachel: it's all about the free porn and the bunny slippers.

Dayse: meanwhile, across the street: 'dude, slipknot's weak.'

Dayse: it is, it really is :)

rachel: 'yeah. i mean, what's with the old man mask? that's really fucking scary, man.'

Dayse: 'fuck yeah, this is creepin' me out. let's go pick huckleberries.'

rachel: 'ooh! huckleberries!'

rachel: i swear. there's some guy sucking on britney's breast during the orgy bits

Dayse: it's all about the breast sucking

rachel: mmm....breast sucking. and huckleberries. breast sucking and huckleberries.

Dayse: woo!

rachel: damn. now i want huckleberries.

Dayse: i've never had a huckleberry :)

Dayse: Brian L. just sent me an e-mail with the subject "your site"

rachel: me either. as far as i know, it's just you know...a hound

rachel: um. uh oh

rachel: brian's after you now.

Dayse: eek

Dayse: damn it - send someone worthwhile!

rachel: yeah. send AJ or Kevin or someone. anyone but brian.

Dayse *pout* i got e-mail from the crappy bsb

rachel: hahhaaa! the crappy bsb likes you. he wants to kissss you

Dayse: noooo

Dayse: *cry* stop it

rachel: he wants to have like a million of your babies

Dayse: I don't like you any more ... you ... O-Town liking hippy *pout*

rachel: i wuv you ::bats eyelashes::

Dayse: *pout* stop that

rachel: ::bats eyelashes and nuzzles your shoulder::

Dayse: psh. *pets* i wuv you, too.

rachel: yay!

rachel: you totally rock even though you seem to attract brian for some reason

Dayse: *sniff*

* Dayse beats brian with a stick.

rachel: yay! beat that evil bsb

Dayse: woo!

rachel: *pat pat* good job

Dayse: *smiles*

Comments

[nyn.livejournal.com]

Dudes, *seriously* on crack, yo. But, heh!, made me laugh.

But po' widdle Brian. ::sniff:: does nobody like him? He was cute with Nick-ay in concert. They played. They are kids! Ok, he is a little...less steaming hot than the other 4, but come on! Does he really deserve a beating?!? LOLOL!!!

The Neil Diamond/Slipknot thing? --> AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Again, I say, you are on crack.