randomness take 2
Oct. 18th, 2001 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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random ben and adam stuff. again. they're funny, okay! so pffft
ben's away message. this is a good one. :)
When the yellow traffic light was designed, it was supposed to alert the driver that the light was going to turn red, hence slowing the driver's forward progress. However, I've come to realize that the yellow light has the exact opposite of the desired effect as a driver's first instinct is to go even faster. I think my first move when I become ruler of the world is to change the red light into a tv screen that constantly plays the movie Die Hard. That way, no man will ever have a problem sitting at a red light and since men are the more aggressive drivers of the two sexes, there will be a marked decrease in car accidents...Man! sometimes it hurts to be this smart....
and now...more deep thoughts with ben...we actually talked about this in class one day too
The other night I had a dream that I was being chased by Frankenstein. When I woke up i was really scared. Then I got to thinking--what would Frankenstein do to you if he ever caught you. Dracula would turn you into a vampire. The Wolfman would turn you into a wolfman. But I don't think Frankenstein's monster has any powers like that. I have a feeling that with Frankenstein, the thrill is in the chase--kind of like when a dog chases a car--cause what would a dog actually do if he ever managed to catch a car? Anyways, next time I have a dream inwhich Frankenstein is chasing me, I'm gonna let him catch me just so I can see what happens. I'll let you know how everything turns out.
and now we turn to the wisdom of adam for some more random quotes from his life...
"Just something else for me to run into"-Lou
"Well at least no one died. No one died did they?" -Jeff
"I'm not doin' that. It's lunch time." -Doug
"Don't hurt yourself . . . Too bad anyway." -Jeff
Conversation over raido:
"Engeneering?"
"Go for engeneering."
"This is control, are you guys aware there's going to be a FIRE drill today and if so what do we do?"
"I think we're supposed to do what we would do in a real emergency, which is keep the show on as long as possible until we all die."
"Okay."
Durring fire dirll:
"Ddid you get all your people out?"
"Yeah we're only missing a PA."
Doug:Don't kill anyone Adam.
Me:That's more of a Wednesday thing anyway.
Woman working below me: Thank God it's tuesday.
Me:Working tomorrow?
Woman:Yes.
Me:You'll get yours.
and now we dance...
::dances::
ben's away message. this is a good one. :)
When the yellow traffic light was designed, it was supposed to alert the driver that the light was going to turn red, hence slowing the driver's forward progress. However, I've come to realize that the yellow light has the exact opposite of the desired effect as a driver's first instinct is to go even faster. I think my first move when I become ruler of the world is to change the red light into a tv screen that constantly plays the movie Die Hard. That way, no man will ever have a problem sitting at a red light and since men are the more aggressive drivers of the two sexes, there will be a marked decrease in car accidents...Man! sometimes it hurts to be this smart....
and now...more deep thoughts with ben...we actually talked about this in class one day too
The other night I had a dream that I was being chased by Frankenstein. When I woke up i was really scared. Then I got to thinking--what would Frankenstein do to you if he ever caught you. Dracula would turn you into a vampire. The Wolfman would turn you into a wolfman. But I don't think Frankenstein's monster has any powers like that. I have a feeling that with Frankenstein, the thrill is in the chase--kind of like when a dog chases a car--cause what would a dog actually do if he ever managed to catch a car? Anyways, next time I have a dream inwhich Frankenstein is chasing me, I'm gonna let him catch me just so I can see what happens. I'll let you know how everything turns out.
and now we turn to the wisdom of adam for some more random quotes from his life...
"Just something else for me to run into"-Lou
"Well at least no one died. No one died did they?" -Jeff
"I'm not doin' that. It's lunch time." -Doug
"Don't hurt yourself . . . Too bad anyway." -Jeff
Conversation over raido:
"Engeneering?"
"Go for engeneering."
"This is control, are you guys aware there's going to be a FIRE drill today and if so what do we do?"
"I think we're supposed to do what we would do in a real emergency, which is keep the show on as long as possible until we all die."
"Okay."
Durring fire dirll:
"Ddid you get all your people out?"
"Yeah we're only missing a PA."
Doug:Don't kill anyone Adam.
Me:That's more of a Wednesday thing anyway.
Woman working below me: Thank God it's tuesday.
Me:Working tomorrow?
Woman:Yes.
Me:You'll get yours.
and now we dance...
::dances::