"I have seen your world. I will need it."

[visionshadows]

Happiness is:

1: Stargate when Daniel was still young and innocent and didn't carry a gun.
2: Chicken and rice.
3: Getting a 99 on my Grammer test.
4: Having the work I care to do for tomorrow done.
5: Sam snarking at Jack.
6: Dayse, but she's not here. [pokes in the general direction of Canadia] Be here!
7: Clean laundry.
8: Mom and Dad.

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[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Bart and Milhouse aren't gay. Right.

Bart: "Dad! Get out of here!"
Homer: "Oh, I'm sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and monkey were bathing a clown."

:)

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Yeah, gotta love the bathing a clown one. Hehe. That one is great.


Marge: "I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place."
Homer: "No, we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib and Bart’ll sleep with us until he’s 21."
Marge: "Won’t that warp him?"
Homer: "My cousin Frank did it."
Marge: "You don’t have a cousin Frank."
Homer: "He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now."

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[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

But, hey, at least Frank wasn't warped or anything.

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[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Yup. Frank was perfectly normal. Just like you and me.

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

[twitch]

BTW, we have so many purses and shoes for you to rifle through when you come to help with the sale. Plus books and all kinds of other stuff. Did you like our couch? Do you want it?

Oh, oh, OH, Rache, we found someone to take the damn birds! The guy who mows our lawn and has done handiwork in the house, Mark, wants them! Oh, happy day!

Carrie asked me why he wants them; who cares?!?! Take 'em!