"I have seen your world. I will need it."
Oct. 7th, 2002 09:40 pmHappiness is:
1: Stargate when Daniel was still young and innocent and didn't carry a gun.
2: Chicken and rice.
3: Getting a 99 on my Grammer test.
4: Having the work I care to do for tomorrow done.
5: Sam snarking at Jack.
6: Dayse, but she's not here. [pokes in the general direction of Canadia] Be here!
7: Clean laundry.
8: Mom and Dad.
1: Stargate when Daniel was still young and innocent and didn't carry a gun.
2: Chicken and rice.
3: Getting a 99 on my Grammer test.
4: Having the work I care to do for tomorrow done.
5: Sam snarking at Jack.
6: Dayse, but she's not here. [pokes in the general direction of Canadia] Be here!
7: Clean laundry.
8: Mom and Dad.
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:08 pm (UTC)Mmmm, yum. Send some over here.
3: Getting a 99 on my Grammer test.
Yay for you!
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:10 pm (UTC)I feel so smrt right about now.
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:11 pm (UTC)[dances]
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:12 pm (UTC)[lights diploma on fire]
[twirls like Nick-ay]
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:16 pm (UTC)When Homer loves Flanders? I'm watching that episode; this is the best line EVER:
[upon receiving the game ball]
Homer: "Now I have four children. I shall call you Stitchface."
[dies of laughter]
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:24 pm (UTC)Another great one is when Mr. Burns loses all his money and he's standing in the grocery store trying to decide between Catsup and Ketchup.
"Ket...chup. Cat...sup. Oh, I'm in way over my head here."
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Date: 2002-10-07 09:47 pm (UTC)Homer: "How many children do we have? Oh, no time to count! Nine! We have nine!"
Marge: "Homer, you know we don't have nine children."
Homer: "Shut-up, shut-up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal!"
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Date: 2002-10-08 08:31 am (UTC)Bart: We're young, rich, and full of sugar.
Milhouse: Let's go crazy - BROADWAY STYLE!
[Bart and Milhouse]
Springfield, Springfield, it's a beautiful town.
The school yard's up and the shopping mall's down.
The stray dogs go to the animal pound.
Springfield! Springfield!
Springfield! Springfield!
New York, New York!
Bart: New York's thataway, mister!
Random guy: Thanks, kid!
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Date: 2002-10-08 10:10 am (UTC)Bart: "Dad! Get out of here!"
Homer: "Oh, I'm sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and monkey were bathing a clown."
:)
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Date: 2002-10-08 02:41 pm (UTC)Marge: "I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place."
Homer: "No, we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib and Bart’ll sleep with us until he’s 21."
Marge: "Won’t that warp him?"
Homer: "My cousin Frank did it."
Marge: "You don’t have a cousin Frank."
Homer: "He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now."
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Date: 2002-10-08 05:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-08 06:05 pm (UTC)[twitch]
BTW, we have so many purses and shoes for you to rifle through when you come to help with the sale. Plus books and all kinds of other stuff. Did you like our couch? Do you want it?
Oh, oh, OH, Rache, we found someone to take the damn birds! The guy who mows our lawn and has done handiwork in the house, Mark, wants them! Oh, happy day!
Carrie asked me why he wants them; who cares?!?! Take 'em!