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I hurt so damn much. Thank GOD I have two days off now. I'm actually supposed to be at a barbeque now but I came home to change and now I can't get my ass off the bed. I'll apologize up and down and sideways the next time I see Paula, but I'm just not going to make it. Bleh.

My feet ache.

:(

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I hurt so damn much. Thank GOD I have two days off now. I'm actually supposed to be at a barbeque now but I came home to change and now I can't get my ass off the bed. I'll apologize up and down and sideways the next time I see Paula, but I'm just not going to make it. Bleh.

My feet ache.

:(

Vitamins and whatnot...

When I was younger, I had no issues whatsoever about taking my vitamins. They were fun and in cool shapes and tasted like cherry or oranges. As I got older they stopped being fun and there were no cool shapes. The vitamins started being roughly the size of Rhode Island and tasted like vomit. So I got really bad about taking them. When she remembers, Mom shoves them down my throat and looks at me evilly until I swallow and show her that it's not tucked between my gum and cheek.

But today, I came downstairs for a nice, peaceful bowl of Cocoa Krispies before returning to my room to watch more Simpsons episodes, and was handed a new vitamin. A gummi bear vitamin.

[nods]

You heard it here first. There are yummy, fun-shaped vitamins for adults now! They're gummi bears with cute little faces and round bellies and they're all the best flavours. I recommend the red ones.

Heehee. Rex Banner just dumped Wiggum out of his chair.

"Tuck in your shirt. Get those shoes shined. Take that badge out of your mouth. You're police officers."

Whee!

Vitamins and whatnot...

When I was younger, I had no issues whatsoever about taking my vitamins. They were fun and in cool shapes and tasted like cherry or oranges. As I got older they stopped being fun and there were no cool shapes. The vitamins started being roughly the size of Rhode Island and tasted like vomit. So I got really bad about taking them. When she remembers, Mom shoves them down my throat and looks at me evilly until I swallow and show her that it's not tucked between my gum and cheek.

But today, I came downstairs for a nice, peaceful bowl of Cocoa Krispies before returning to my room to watch more Simpsons episodes, and was handed a new vitamin. A gummi bear vitamin.

[nods]

You heard it here first. There are yummy, fun-shaped vitamins for adults now! They're gummi bears with cute little faces and round bellies and they're all the best flavours. I recommend the red ones.

Heehee. Rex Banner just dumped Wiggum out of his chair.

"Tuck in your shirt. Get those shoes shined. Take that badge out of your mouth. You're police officers."

Whee!

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I just wanted to tell everyone that my guitar wants to kill your momma.

[nods]

Yes. I am procrastinating. Sh'up.

[points at above statement]

Remember the homicidal guitar?

I thought so.

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I just wanted to tell everyone that my guitar wants to kill your momma.

[nods]

Yes. I am procrastinating. Sh'up.

[points at above statement]

Remember the homicidal guitar?

I thought so.

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Further updates on the gummi vitamins:

I have been misled. The gummi bears, while they are vitamins, are not adult vitamins. They are for children. I feel the need to boycott them because I still have to take the evil pills as well.

I am so disappointed.

:(

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Further updates on the gummi vitamins:

I have been misled. The gummi bears, while they are vitamins, are not adult vitamins. They are for children. I feel the need to boycott them because I still have to take the evil pills as well.

I am so disappointed.

:(

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Changed my user pics again. Whee! I got bored and made new icons, mostly of Rob Zombie, the Manson family, a bunch of Frank Zappa (but only one uploaded), Manyard from Tool, and others. Note that only one boybander even made it in there and it's Lance in antichrist mode.

Oh procrastionation, you are my closest friend.

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Changed my user pics again. Whee! I got bored and made new icons, mostly of Rob Zombie, the Manson family, a bunch of Frank Zappa (but only one uploaded), Manyard from Tool, and others. Note that only one boybander even made it in there and it's Lance in antichrist mode.

Oh procrastionation, you are my closest friend.