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Happiness is:

1: Stargate when Daniel was still young and innocent and didn't carry a gun.
2: Chicken and rice.
3: Getting a 99 on my Grammer test.
4: Having the work I care to do for tomorrow done.
5: Sam snarking at Jack.
6: Dayse, but she's not here. [pokes in the general direction of Canadia] Be here!
7: Clean laundry.
8: Mom and Dad.

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Date: 2002-10-07 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
The taxes one is great too:

Homer: "How many children do we have? Oh, no time to count! Nine! We have nine!"
Marge: "Homer, you know we don't have nine children."
Homer: "Shut-up, shut-up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal!"

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Date: 2002-10-08 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
And who can forget...

Bart: We're young, rich, and full of sugar.
Milhouse: Let's go crazy - BROADWAY STYLE!

[Bart and Milhouse]

Springfield, Springfield, it's a beautiful town.
The school yard's up and the shopping mall's down.
The stray dogs go to the animal pound.
Springfield! Springfield!
Springfield! Springfield!
New York, New York!
Bart: New York's thataway, mister!
Random guy: Thanks, kid!

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Date: 2002-10-08 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
Yeah. Bart and Milhouse aren't gay. Right.

Bart: "Dad! Get out of here!"
Homer: "Oh, I'm sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and monkey were bathing a clown."

:)

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Date: 2002-10-08 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
Yeah, gotta love the bathing a clown one. Hehe. That one is great.


Marge: "I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place."
Homer: "No, we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib and Bart’ll sleep with us until he’s 21."
Marge: "Won’t that warp him?"
Homer: "My cousin Frank did it."
Marge: "You don’t have a cousin Frank."
Homer: "He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now."

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Date: 2002-10-08 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
But, hey, at least Frank wasn't warped or anything.

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Date: 2002-10-08 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionshadows.livejournal.com
Yup. Frank was perfectly normal. Just like you and me.

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Date: 2002-10-08 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
Precisely.

[twitch]

BTW, we have so many purses and shoes for you to rifle through when you come to help with the sale. Plus books and all kinds of other stuff. Did you like our couch? Do you want it?

Oh, oh, OH, Rache, we found someone to take the damn birds! The guy who mows our lawn and has done handiwork in the house, Mark, wants them! Oh, happy day!

Carrie asked me why he wants them; who cares?!?! Take 'em!

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